I'm emailing you today to let the school know about our family trip to Orlando, FL. in September 2013. Shayne will miss classes the week of Monday, September 9th to Friday, September 13th.
The trip will be very educational. We'll be visiting Epcot to learn about
countries, and to design roller coasters on a computer program. He'll also be
taking an animation class, and learning about the history of Disney films at
Hollywood Studios.
I will make sure he gets his
homework assignments from his teachers before he leaves. Please let me know if you need
anything else from us.See, easy to follow their rules there. But last January, it wasn't as easy. Sports don't equal educational experiences in the halls of academia. I wrote this note first to have him excused from school for a trip with the college hockey team my husband was coaching at the time:
Please excuse Shayne Conner from school on Friday, January 18, 2013. He will be traveling to Syracuse, NY on a bus with his parents, and the IUP D1 hockey team. I will make sure Shayne gets his assignments for Friday. If there is a problem, please call us or email us. We can expand on the coaching duties of my husband, or on my neuromuscular condition that makes family travel with the hockey team a necessity.
My son came home and told me my request was denied because it wasn't educational enough. So, I flexed my brain to figure out what real nuggets of knowledge Shayne would receive from our upcoming trip, and here is my second draft:
Please excuse Shayne Conner from school on Friday, January
18, 2013. He will be traveling to Syracuse, NY on a bus with his parents, and
the IUP D1 hockey team. While I cannot guarantee the quality of
the educational experience he will receive, I am positive he will gain quite an
education on a ten-hour (round trip) bus ride with 28 eighteen to twenty-five
year old male hockey players.
Once in Syracuse, Shayne will help fill water bottles during each hockey game. After every period, he will join the team in the locker room. There, depending on how the game is going, he will definitely get a lesson that will expand his vocabulary.
Since he plays hockey, watching the games on Friday and Saturday will hopefully broaden his hockey sense, enabling him to have a stronger hockey game of his own.
That sums up the educational value of the trip. I apologize for not explaining everything fully in my last note. I will make sure Shayne gets his assignments for Friday. If there is a problem, please call us or email us. We can expand on the hockey team coaching duties of my husband, or on my neuromuscular condition that makes family travel with the hockey team a necessity.
Unfortunately, this version didn't fly with my husband or my son. They laughed, but another version went to school instead. I'm told the attendance secretary barely approved the other letter. I wonder what she would have said about my brutally honest excuse letter?
Sigh. My humor just isn't appreciated!